This hand-blown glass massager boasts a 7 inch span with curves that would make Cupid weep for joy, and the flared ends really hit the spot, if you know what we mean. (If you don’t know what we mean, we’re talking about the “G-Spot” or “P-Spot”). Perfect for vaginal or anal stimulation, or external massage.
Good Clean Love Restore Personal Lubricant*
Good Clean Love Lube is perfect for getting Bad & Dirty (sorry, we couldn’t resist) with your lover. This aloe-based lubricant was designed to promote natural vaginal health and pH, though it can be used by anybody with any body. ;) It’s safe for use with silicone toys and latex condoms, and it feels silky smooth to the touch. 100% vegan, petroleum-free, glycerine-free and paraben-free.
This handy little crystal massager is made out of a light rose quartz. If you’re familiar with crystal “energies”, you’ll know that rose quartz is meant to enhance feelings of intimacy and love. Whether you believe in the energies of crystals or not, you and your partner will be able to enjoy the relaxing cool touch of this cute little mushroom-shaped massager. PLEASE NOTE: This is intended for EXTERNAL stimulation and massage only!
Hemp Seed Natural Massage & Body Oil*
The perfect massage should leave you as boneless as a chicken wing. Part of that perfect experience depends on the expertise of your massager’s hands, but the other part is about the massage oil used. This Hemp Seed Massage Oil not only has a pleasant, relaxing fragrance, but it moisturizes without leaving any greasy residue. A small amount goes a long way, though you have plenty to spare with this 2 oz bottle. Contains oils of Hemp Seed, Almond, Grape Seed, Apricot, and Vitamin E.
Organic Blue Lotus Masala Chai Tea Powder* with Freaking Adorable Mini (FAM) Spoon
We chose this instant, organic chai blend not only because it’s delicious, but because it’s completely VEGAN - unlike many other chai blends! Trust us, a little bit goes a long way… there’s approximately 10 cups of chai here. 2 scoops of the FAM spoon = 1 cup of chai tea. Just add hot water and whatever tea fixins you like. Then drink it up before you drink each other up.
Shunga Aphrodisiac Body Paint + Paint Stick
Never has body paint taken the word “foodgasm” so literally. Not only does this body paint taste like chocolate mousse, it comes with a handy little paint stick to write love notes all over your partner. Or draw dirty pics. We’d drink it, if it wasn’t so fun to play with.